1.- har taraf padhai ka saya hai   har taraf padhai ka saya hai peparon mein number kisne paya hai ham to u hin aye the paper dene sab kehte hain sala poora padh kar aya hai

2.- kehdo padhne walo se   kehdo padhne walo se kabhi hum bhi padha karte the jitna syllabus padh kar wo top kiya karte the , utna syllabus to hum chod diya karte the

3.- Har Sawal Se Dat Kar Ladna,   Har Sawal Se Dat Kar Ladna, Fekne Me Kami Mat Karna, Mouka Mila To Peche Bhi Dekhna, Aur Ek Baath Yaad Rakhna, Aage Wala Ka Paper Apna Samajhna

4.- Human brain is the most outstanding object in world.   Human brain is the most outstanding object in world. It functions 24hrs a day, 365days a year. It functions right from the time we are born, and stop only when we enter the examination hall.

5.- My nights are going sleepless.   My nights are going sleepless, my days are going useless. So I asked GOD, "is this love?". GOD replied, "no dear, result is near

6.- I was thrown out of college   I was thrown out of college for cheating on the metaphysics exam; I looked into the soul of the boy sitting next to me - Woody Allen

7.- Samandar Bhar Syllabus Hota Hai.   Samandar Bhar Syllabus Hota Hai Nadi Bhar Parh Pate Hein Balti Barh Yad Rehta Hai Chuloo Bhar Number Ate Hein Jis Mein Hum Doob Jatey Hain

8.- Exams ke 4 din pehle syllabus dekha to yaad aaya,   Exams ke 4 din pehle syllabus dekha to yaad aaya, Kuch To Hua Hai Kuch Ho Gaya Hai, Exams ke din paper dekh kar yaad aaya, Sab Kuch Alag Hai Sab Kuch Naya Hai?

9.- Exams ka saya hai,   Exams ka saya hai, exam ke dino mein sukh kisne paya hai? duniya wale kehte hain ache number lo, par inhe kaun samjhaye yeh to moh maya hai!!.

10.- To accomplish great things,   To accomplish great things, We must not only act, But also dream, Not only plan but also believe, Best wishes for your exam.

11.- Exams are like Girl friends   Exams are like Girl friends - Too many questions - Difficult to understand - More explanation is needed - Result is always fail!

12.- A student grabbed a coin,   A student grabbed a coin, Flipped it in the air & said, “Head, I go to sleep.” Tail, I watch a movie. If it stands on the edge I’ll study:p

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