1.- pathanji Doctor falls in Love   A pathanji Doctor falls in Love with a Nurse.He writes a love letter to the Nurse :- I Love U sister....

2.- pathan ji to his friend:   pathan ji to his friend: Yar bari mushkil main hoon mairi bivi mujh say aik kiss ka 100 RS laiti hay ..... friend: acha, yar to bara lucky hay doosron say to wo 500RS laiti hay

3.- why did pathan cut the sides of medicine   why did pathan cut the sides of medicine before eating it ? think think think to avoid sde EFFECTS.

4.- dolhan pathan say..   dolhan pathan say......aag mojhay itna khush karo k main sari zindgi yaad rakhoon pathan saari raat gud gudi karta raha

5.- can you lend me 2000 Rs?   can you lend me 2000 Rs? i need it. please help me out, i know you have it, i wil return it .a pathan asks to ATM machine???????

6.- Santa fell down a deep hole   pathan going with his sister, Some shouts "Oye, ,mashoka le ker kahan nikle" pathan gets furious & slap him & says" Oye, mashoka hogi tero..Meri to behan

7.- A drunk pathan   A drunk pathan fails from 3rd floor. People gather around & ask: "pathan ji ki hoya?" He said"pata nahin main v hune aya haan"!!!

8.- chota pathan   chota pathan:mummy kal raat ko,phir maine bathroom ka darvaja khola toh light apne aap jal gaye.mummy:kaminey phir tune fridge main susu ki!

9.- pathan & his wife   pathan & his wife going 2 city in auto.... driver adjusted mirror.. pathanji shouted u r seeing my wife... go & sit back i will drive the auto...

10.- pathan Apni Wife Ke Sath   pathan Apni Wife Ke Sath Coffee Shop Gaya, hot Coffee order Ki, Coffee Atte Hi wife Se Bola Jaldi Jaldi pee. Wife Boli Kyu? pathan Bola Hot coffe Rs. 5 and Cold Coffee Rs. 10.00

11.- Manager asked to pathan at an interview   Manager asked to pathan at an interview Can you spell a word that has more than 100 letters in it? pathan replyed: -P-O-S-T-B-O-X

12.- pathan Get Engaged with girl   pathan Get Engaged with girl, soon he came 2 know she had no affair b4, he brokn the relation every 1 asked the reason!He said "JO KISI OR KI NA HO SAKI WOH MERI KIA HOGI EID MUBARAK

13.- a romantic poem by pathan   a romantic poem by pathan kutta margaya razai wich pathan pagal hai tere judai wich farneil macahr thay bagair rah nahi sakda pathan tere bina rah nahi sakda

14.- 1 pathan talking on cell phone..   1 pathan talking on cell phone.. 2nd pathan: kis say baat kar rahay ho? 1st pathan: Biwi say.. 2nd pathan: itnay pyaar say..? 1st pathan: Teri jo hai..

15.- once a pathan was walking down the road   once a pathan was walking down the road ,he saw a beautiful lady pathan asked: " WHO R U?" Lady replied: " CHURAIL" Sarsar said: te fir chimar ja.

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