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Sardar SMS Text Message

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sardarji Doctor falls in Love
A sardarji Doctor falls in Love with a Nurse.He writes a love letter to the Nurse :- I Love U sister....
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2.-
sardar ji to his friend:
sardar ji to his friend: Yar bari mushkil main hoon mairi bivi mujh say aik kiss ka 100 RS laiti hay ..... friend: acha, yar to bara lucky hay doosron say to wo 500RS laiti hay
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3.-
why did sardar cut the sides of medicine
why did sardar cut the sides of medicine before eating it ? think think think to avoid sde EFFECTS.
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4.-
dolhan sardar say..
dolhan sardar say......aag mojhay itna khush karo k main sari zindgi yaad rakhoon sardar saari raat gud gudi karta raha
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5.-
can you lend me 2000 Rs?
can you lend me 2000 Rs? i need it. please help me out, i know you have it, i wil return it .a sardar asks to ATM machine???????
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6.-
Santa fell down a deep hole
Sardar going with his sister, Some shouts "Oye, ,mashoka le ker kahan nikle"
Sardar gets furious & slap him & says" Oye, mashoka hogi tero..Meri to behan
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7.-
A drunk sardar
A drunk sardar fails from 3rd floor. People gather around & ask: "Sardar ji ki hoya?" He said"pata nahin main v hune aya haan"!!!
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8.-
chota sardar
chota sardar:mummy kal raat ko,phir maine bathroom ka darvaja khola toh light apne aap jal gaye.mummy:kaminey phir tune fridge main susu ki!
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9.-
Sardar & his wife
Sardar & his wife going 2 city in auto....
driver adjusted mirror..
sardarji shouted u r seeing my wife...
go & sit back i will drive the auto...
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10.-
Sardar Apni Wife Ke Sath
Sardar Apni Wife Ke Sath Coffee Shop Gaya, hot Coffee order Ki, Coffee Atte Hi wife Se Bola Jaldi Jaldi pee. Wife Boli Kyu? Sardar Bola Hot coffe Rs. 5 and Cold Coffee Rs. 10.00
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11.-
Manager asked to sardar at an interview
Manager asked to sardar at an interview
Can you spell a word that has more than 100 letters in it?
Sardar replyed: -P-O-S-T-B-O-X
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12.- Sardar Get Engaged with girl
Sardar Get Engaged with girl,
soon he came 2 know she had no affair b4,
he brokn the relation every 1 asked the reason!He said
"JO KISI OR KI NA HO SAKI WOH MERI KIA HOGI
EID MUBARAK
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13.-
a romantic poem by sardar
a romantic poem by sardar
kutta margaya razai wich
sardar pagal hai tere judai wich
farneil macahr thay bagair rah nahi sakda
sardar tere bina rah nahi sakda
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14.-
1 sardar talking on cell phone..
1 sardar talking on cell phone..
2nd sardar: kis say baat kar rahay ho?
1st sardar: Biwi say..
2nd sardar: itnay pyaar say..?
1st sardar: Teri jo hai..
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15.-
once a sardar was walking down the road
once a sardar was walking down the road ,he saw a beautiful lady
sardar asked: " WHO R U?"
Lady replied: " CHURAIL"
Sarsar said: te fir chimar ja.
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13.-
a romantic poem by sardar
a romantic poem by sardar
kutta margaya razai wich
sardar pagal hai tere judai wich
farneil macahr thay bagair rah nahi sakda
sardar tere bina rah nahi sakda
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14.-
1 sardar talking on cell phone..
1 sardar talking on cell phone..
2nd sardar: kis say baat kar rahay ho?
1st sardar: Biwi say..
2nd sardar: itnay pyaar say..?
1st sardar: Teri jo hai..
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15.-
once a sardar was walking down the road
once a sardar was walking down the road ,he saw a beautiful lady
sardar asked: " WHO R U?"
Lady replied: " CHURAIL"
Sarsar said: te fir chimar ja.
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