1.- Log apna banake chor dete hai   Log apna banake chor dete hai. Rishta gairo se jod lete hai.. Hum to ek phool bhi na tod sake. Log to dil bhi tod dete hai

2.- Tere dvar par sanam   Tere dvar par sanam, hazar baar aayenge,? Tere dvar par Sanam hazar baar aaenge,! ganti bajayenke aur....., bhaag jayenke....ha ha ha.

3.- Kabhi hosla bi azmaa lena chahiye   Kabhi hosla bi azmaa lena chahiye, Bure waqt main muskura lena chahiye, Jab saat din main bhi khujali na mite, to 8ve din naha lana chahiye.

4.- Wife ne bola:   Wife ne bola: I will die. Husband: i will also die. Wife- Why do you want 2 die? hosband- bcoz ma itni khushi bardasht nahi kar sakta:!

5.- Jab Gabbar paida hua to uski   Jab Gabbar paida hua to uski maan ne us se 3-4 thappad lagaye Gabbar's Father: Kya baat ho gayi? Mother: Kambakht paida hote hi pooch raha tha KTNE AADMI THE....

6.- Jaan hai mujkho zindagi se pyari   Jaan hai mujkho zindagi se pyari, jaan ke liye kardoon kurbaan yaari, jaan ke liye todd doon dosti tumari. Ab tumse kya chupana, TUM hi toh jaan hamari.

7.- Doctor says to pathan:   Doctor says to pathan: Appka aur aapki biwi ka blood group ek hi hai? Pathan: Hoga zaror hoga; 25 saal se amara koon peeta aay..!

8.- Hey Dear Kaha ho Yar Pata Hai   Hey Dear Kaha ho Yar Pata Hai Kab Se Wait kar RAha Hoo Jaldi Aoo Na Ache Se Tayar Ho Kar Aana Dekho Hamesha Ki Tarah 1st Prize Tumhein Milna Chahiye Aaj mera Yar Phir Monkeys Fashion Show Jeete Ga .. :

9.- zindagi behal hai ...   zindagi behal hai ,sur hai na tal hai,msg box bhi kangal hai,kya apke sms factory me hadtal hai, yar kuch bhi bhejo, ye mere mobile ki zindagi ka sawal hai...

10.- Holi Mubarak!   Note: Suna hai AAPKI ek smile pe hajaro log marte hai.So keep smiling to reduce India's population. "Population control board." Janhit me jari

11.- Chandni chawk ka fawara na hota   Chandni chawk ka fawara na hota.India gate ka nazara na hota.Fashion ne agar ladkiyon ko bigada na hota.To india ka koi ladka awara na hot.

12.- Mandir mein jaap karta hoon,   Mandir mein jaap karta hoon, Masjid mein adaab karta hoon, Insaan se kahin bhagwan na ban jaun isliye roz tujhko SMS karke paap karta hoon.

13.- Ek baar mombatti ka dhaga bola....   Ek baar mombatti ka dhaga bola.... Mein jalta hu to tu kyon paghlti hai..? Mombatti boli....!!! Jisne dil me jagah di ho vo jab bichdta hai to aansu aahi jaate hai.....

14.- Bhagwan se Scooter manga.   Bhagwan se Scooter manga.. Car di; Ghar manga.. bangla diya; dost manga toh tumhey diya.. Bhagwan ne is bar aisa zulm kyoun kiya

15.- Mere Dil, Jiger, Kidney, Liver ho tum   Mere Dil, Jiger, Kidney, Liver ho tum waqt-bewaqt aaye vo fever ho tum Doob kar jisme marr jaoo vo River ho tum Mere jeevan mein ab to forever ho tum…

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