1.- Girl: Will you love me   Girl: Will you love me after marriage also? Boy: This depends on your husband, if he allows me.

2.- A General asks a young lady officer   A General asks a young lady officer, how she felt in Services? Lady: Very fine, whole day passes in saying Yes Sir, Yes Sir & the whole night in No Sir, No Sir!

3.- difference between magnets and women   Q:Whats the difference between magnets and women A: magnets have a positive side

4.- CONGRATS.Your phone has been installed   CONGRATS.Your phone has been installed with a new puzzle game. To play,throw your phone against the wall.Then assemble the pieces....

5.- Skin meets Skin   Skin meets Skin When is that the skin meets skin, hair meets hair n balls disappear.. dirty mind its when u BLINK UR EYES

6.- baby dog asks mama dog   A baby dog asks mama dog: How papa looks like. Mama dog said: "Your dad came from behind, I do not have the chance to see its face carefully!"

7.- Do you like mathematics?   Do you like mathematics? If so, add a bed, subtract your clothes, divide your legs and we can multiply

8.- In a bar 1 Guy says 2 another   In a bar 1 Guy says 2 another "I slept wid ur mom last nite" D whole bar was waiting 4 d other Guy's response. He laughs & says, "Lets go home dad, U r drunk"

9.- women problems   Mental anxiety, Mental breakdowns, Menstrual cramps, Menopause... Did you ever notice how all women problems begin with MEN!

10.- When a man talks dirty 2 a women,   When a man talks dirty 2 a women, its sexual harassment, when a women talks dirty 2 a man, its $$$ per minute!

11.- INDIA KI REET...   INDIA KI REET... Ladki agar apni marzi se de de to PYAAR... Agar Dost Dilwaye to UPHAR... Ghar wale dilwaye to SANSKAR... aur agar apne aap lele to... BaLaTkAar...

12.- A student grabbed a coin,   A student grabbed a coin, Teacher: Name some films that have almost same stories? Pappu: Madam, Blue films.

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